Hi everyone welcome to the live blog for "SNL"
Edward Norton was just joined on stage by Alec Baldwin
Baldwin is teaching Norton on how to do impressions of famous movie stars
Miley just joined Edward and Alec, who saw that coming???
"I'm about to be going on tour" - Miley Cyrus
"Eddie, here are Miley's 3 rules to hosting 1. Have fun 2. Keep energy up 3. stick your tongue out like this" - Miley
Edward is playing Officer Rosen, taking about stranger awareness "I want to talk to you kids about stranger, danger" - Edward - skit is slow so far
"Get in that van!!" - classmate on what to do if stranger asks to get in that van to get candy - "hop in that van and get that candy!!"
"Bottom line, you should never ever talk to strangers" - Officer Rosen "If all I have to do is get in that van to get that candy...then I am getting in that van" - student...This lesson is going awfully wrong!!
"Do you want to get in my van?" Officer Rosen "You are prob a friend of my dads...let's go!!!" - Student
Steve Harvey parody coming up with Kenan Thompson
Who wants a Steve Harvey pocket square??
"Are you ready to have fun with costumes" - Edward to Kenan
Costume guessing game - BookFace "Just turn it aorund" - "BookA--" ANSWER FACEBOOK
"Satan Breakfast" "Eggs for King Poseidon" ....Steve is not good at guessing costumes "These are eggs gone wild" ...ANSWER DEVILED EGGS
Edward Norton is sporting a mullet, playing an exterminator's best friend - good look?
Very eclectic mix of skit ideas so far, Steve Harvey parody, a business meeting interrupted by possums, and an officer's failed attempt as teaching kids about not talking to strangers
Yeah and a Woody Allen/Wes Anderson film trailer narrated by Alec Baldwin
Edward is part of a drug deal skit where he is playing a "Rain Man" type character
Janelle Monae is up Now!!
Weekend Update time - Seth Meyers and Cecily Strong
ObamaCare, Chris Christie, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian all fair game tonight
"Congrats on that new gig you got coming up in Feb" - Bobby moynihan to Meyers who will be taking over for Jimmy Fallow on Late Night in 2014
"You know who is leading the Government shutdown - Tom Cruise"...."I think you mean Ted Cruz"
"Obama was like show me the money!!!"
"The only reason we find out about the NSA spying was Frosty's brother 'Edward the Snowman'" ..."I think you mean Edward Snowden"
Instant classic by Bobby Moynihan on Weekend Update - Amazing
"12 Days NOT a Slave" skit - Jay Pharoah taking on the Oscar worthy new film featuring Brad Pitt