Matt G, it will be Jozy Altidore, of course. The man. The legend. The game-changer.
I first saw Altidore in the Confed Cup in 2009. I thought, 'he's powerful, he's pacey, he's potent, he's perfect for the Premier League.'
Sherlock, I can't say it's my favourite genre - or favourite song, for that matter.
Sherlock, I haven't heard it and I didn't know who Pitbull was until I saw a bald chap jumping up and down in golf trousers on the opening day. I'm guessing I haven't missed much?
Deeks - and now and again a little bit of football, eh?
Gandalf, I honestly don't know. He *should* be so right for England. I don't understand why it doesn't happen for him. It's not for the want of trying.
Right, I'm away to work on the ESPNFC World Cup daily diary before Iran and Nigeria kick off. Thanks so much for having me and thanks for all the entertaining debate. Lusi, if you were here I would buy you a beer and give you a hug. There's still all to play for, my friend.
Big thanks to Iain, people!
Cast your votes, ladies and gentlemen!