Dinosaur, I'd certainly like to see him try!
Southampton Football Club is valued at £150m. With Lallana at £25m, Lovren at £20m and Lambert at £5m, there's a far more economical solution there somewhere....
I'm hoping for a cracker of a game, but anybody expecting goals tonight may be disappointed, as there have been under 2.5 goals scored in Germany’s last three games at the tournament.
Fact: Brazilian starter Bernard is only 6cms taller than pint-size pop star Kylie Minogue.
The teams are in the tunnel... and here they come!
Big Phil just gave Jogi Loew a goodie bag
Luiz Felipe Scolari and Joachim Low exchange a handshake and a smile - what a big game this is.
Bernard is so short that if he can't reach the cornflakes, he has to ask Valbuena to get them. The Frenchman has 4cm on him.
David Luiz is holding up a no.10 shirt for Neymar.